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A general guide to my availability for DISCREET and reliable gentlemen (updated 12th October)…

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Hello Gents

Gents please refrain from trying to bypass my security and safety procedures by randomly texting for bookings, the block function is wearing out!  Gents who I have seen before may text to arrange provided you give me the date(s), time(s), duration and what you wish to experience. 

I am beased in a lovely discreet property (well as discreet as you are)  on the outskirts of Fareham just near junction 9, M27.  If you visited me before please don’t assume I am at the same location.  Below is a general guide to when I may break away from my other commitments to see you.  The more notice you can give the more likely I am able to jiggle my diary to accomodate you but it is worth noting I am never ever available “now”:

Saturday, 12th October ~ fully booked

Sunday, 13th October ~ sorry change of plans, not available now

Monday, 14th October ~ not available

Tuesday, 15th October ~ between noon and 6pm

Wednesday, 16th October ~ not available

Thursday, 17th October ~ early evening

Friday, 18th October ~ between 11am and 8pm

Saturday, 19th October ~ due to a change of plans now available between 2pm and 8pm

[i]Please be aware I will be out of action from Wednesday, 23rd October but will be back Thursday, 31st October.[/i]

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Sadly, due to the current habit of unrealiability and in some instances down right rudeness that has hit all sectors of the economy, not just the adult industry, coupled with the fact that that there is a gang of dangerous unsavouries targeting the adult industry in the area, I only take advance bookings secured with a 50% deposit made by bank transfer.

The deposit will be the greater of 50% of the fee or £50 to be made, within an hour of my agreement to meeting you, via bank transfer into my discreetly named business account.   Please note the deposit is non-refundable unless I have to cancel.  I may, if you give at least 24 hours notice of a cancellation and are able to rebook a mutually convenient date at the same time you cancel, allow the deposit to be carried forward, but once only.

I will look forward to my magic hands roaming.

Adele x

New location Dec 2023 ~ A general guide to my availability in Fareham for discreet, reliable gentlemen (updated 4th January)…

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Hello Gents

As of December 2023 I am beased in a lovely discreet property (well as discreet as you are)  on the outskirts of Fareham just near junction 9, M27.  Below is a general guide to when I may break away from my other commitments to see you.  The more notice you can give the more likely I am able to jiggle my diary to accomodate you:

Now taking bookings for Tuesday, 16th January 2024 and onwards.  If you would like to be advised of any cancellations before then please drop me an email (text if I already know you).

Tuesday ~ between 10am and 6pm, Tuesday

Thursday ~ between 10am and 9pm

Friday ~ between 10am and 9pm

Weekends ~ Please see below the next weekend I will be available:

Saturday, 6th January ~ fully booked

Sunday, 7th January ~ limited availability between 11am and 8pm

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Sadly, due to the current habit of unrealiability and in some instances down right rudeness that has hit all sectors of the economy, not just the adult industry, I now only take on the day arrangements unless you secure your booking with a 50% deposit made by bank transfer, see below.  To give you an idea of how awful the unreliability culture is 9 out of 10 gents who I haven’t met before who I allow to book in advance without a deposit let me down, they simply forget their manners they surely learnt as little tadpoles and just disappear.  This is one of the reasons why ladies in this industry partake in the real-time system to alert others of these diary blockers that damage ladies’ businesses and prevent genuine gents from booking in.

There are of course exceptions to every rule and my one exception is for gentlemen  who are able to pay a deposit as that helps focus the mind.  The deposit will be the greater of 50% of the fee or £50 via bank transfer into my discreetly named business account.  If my utility providers, landlord etc accepted gift card payment so would I but sadly they don’t so deposit is by bank transfer only.  Please note the deposit is non-refundable unless I have to cancel.  I may, if you give at least 24 hours notice of a cancellation and are able to rebook a mutually convenient date at the same time you cancel, allow the deposit to be carried forward, but once only.

I will look forward to my magic hands roaming.

Adele x

Achoo ~ Bless You…

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Does anyone say “bless you” when someone sneezes anymore?  I do but I don’t hear it from others.

Why do we say “bless you”, well a quick google search has enlightened me with the theory it was from the plague when a Pope suggested people say “God Bless You” if someone sneezed in the hope that they would be saved from near certain death.   Another suggestion is that is it superstition.  I remember when I was little being told you sneezed because the devil was trying to get out of you lol.

So why all the talk of sneezing.  I’m down with a cold and feeling pretty sorry for myself.  Hopefully this will get the winter cold out of the way and give me some immunity against others.  I really don’t fance sneezing my way through winter.  Gents please do NOT book if you are down with a cold or anything else contageous, not only do I not want it but neither do my other lovely visitors.

I am now taking advance bookings for Wednesday afternoon when I will be back.  I’m looking forward to working my magic on you without coughing and spluttering all over you.  lol

Adele x

Focussed on you…

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Hello Gentlemen

I’ve been neglectful of updating and giving you insights of life in my wonderful world of relaxing pleasures.

For those of you that have read my website you will have grasped that I don’t offer you the opportunity to swing from the chandeliers doing a rendition of Tarzan while thumping your chest.  I’m having a cold sweat at the thought; I don’t think my “light shades” could cope with that.  What I do offer is a safe and calm environment for you to relax while I work my magic on your stressed muscles while your mind is allowed to float away from daily pressures.  I will then take you on a journey of pleasure.

With my massages you don’t get what is colloquially referred to as “rub and tug”.  Think along the lines of sensual strokes, gentle tingles, fingertips massaging of your delicate areas, cupping of certain areas and maybe a gentle stretching.  I adapt my techniques to suit your reactions and preferences.  No script or set routines here gents.  It’s all about you, after all you are an important and respected individual who deserves my full attention while you are here.

If you can fully relax and appear open to the idea, I may also talk you through relaxing breathing techniques to assist you in reaching a heightened climax.  It’s incredible to be a part of you achieving the intense climax if you are receptive to the technique.

I’m often asked if I have an upper age limit and if I am happy to see gents with erectile dysfunction (“ED”).  I am happy to see respectful gents of 35 and above no upper age limit but please be open and honest regarding any health and/or mobility issues so I can ensure you get the most out of your time with me.  ED – no problem.  Put any performance anxiety right out of your mind.  I focus on your relaxation and the wonderful sensations you will experience at my hand.  There is no race to a stereotypical ending, it’s all about the journey of sensations with absolutely no pressure.

There are a million ways to get to the finish line and all of them have beautiful, meaningful, insane and amazing moments.

Adele x

Upmarket service so please no downmarket men!

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Hello to the lovely gentlemen of Fareham, this blog isn’t for you.

However, to the less than savoury individuals please read on…

In over a decade I have only ever had to show 2 gents the door due to their undesirable behaviour.  It is with utter horror and disgust that I have have to report that this weekend that number doubled to 4!  Two unsavouries in one weekend!!!!  What is wrong with some people?

No I hadn’t failed to correctly screen these people… they came across as normal human beings but waited until arrival to show their true colours.

I will just point out that I take part in the real-time alert system and do not hesitate to put the relevant information out their for other ladies to see and of course the authorities to monitor.

If you are of dubious character please trot on by I’m not interested in your dramas and without exception don’t tolerate any nonsense.

The true gentlemen who are respectful and excude positive energy are such good fun to entertain and will always be welcome.

Adele x

Rebalance after the celebrations

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Hello Gents

I guess you may also be celebrated out after the long Jubilee weekend.  Perhaps you are in need a bit of time for yourself in the form of a pampering.  After all, there is only so much anyone can take of planting that happy smile on your face and feigning interest in a conversation to some random holding a paper plate piled high with the obligatory sausage rolls with cheese and pinapple on sticks.

If a massage pampering with a delightul ending appeals I will be about for a few days this week. I keep my availablity pretty much upto date via blogs.  Genuine and respectul gentlemen will be welcomed into my comfortable residence but please leave all distractions on the outside of the door.

My assisted shower body scrub, is very popular and the perfect choice for the gentleman who is looking for a more erotic start to his massage.

Alternatively, for the gent who appreciates gentle sensual touches there is my feather starter to enjoy before moving onto the main massage.  What can I say, I love feathers strokes against my skin too.

My massage menu is designed so that you can select your very own personal experience to fit in with your mood and timescales that you have available.

I hope I’m given the opportunity to assist you in destressing.

Adele x

Welcome…

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Such a tease!

Welcome All

I hope you enjoy perusing my website and are tempted to enter my emporium of pleasure for indulgences which are focussed on your welbeing and enjoyment.  I have to admit I will enjoy too.

Perhaps you are enticed by a relaxing massage with an explosive hand induced happy ending which will be enhanced by the psychological element of denying your desire for me.   If you feel like testing your restraint further let me treat you to a delight tease and denial.  What can I say, I love nothing more than teasing a naked gentleman when he knows he must behave…

I should point out is that all the experiences I provide are passive, that means you don’t touch.  I will do more than enough touching for the two of us.  I will also flirtatious charm to put you fully at ease.  When you leave you will be smiling and sated and possibly a little shell shocked by the intensity of our dynamic.

Boundary pushers please just trot on by, don’t it, you won’t get your own way here, don’t take that as a challenge, you will simply be shown the door without a refund.

Lovely respectful gentlemen however, are guaranteed a wonderful interlude where your whole body will quiver under my touch.  You will feel my breath against your ear as I lean over you and whisper.  My clothing skimming your naked body, my touch leaving you tingling and wanting so much more…  Denial will take you to new heights that you have only previously been able to dream of.

Step out of your comfort zone and place yourself in my experienced and capable hands and let the fun begin.

Kisses

Adele xxx