Making erotic denial fashionable
What can I say other than a massive thank you, I’m absolutely blown away at the wonderful reaction you’ve given to my new adventure introducing you to erotic denial. I should have added this adventure to my repertoire a long time ago.
Gents I’m flattered by your repeat visits which are testament to how much fun we are having. You’ve most certainly kept me busy. I must declare I’ve never seen or indeed had so many strong and excited appendages in my hands, your explosions can only be described as dynamic.
I will blog explaining a little more about erotic denial in due course but in the meantime, you can get a feel from the detail on my website.
To keep everything fun, I would respectfully request that you bear in mind the following:
– In your first contact please ensure you let me know exactly what you are looking for and when. If you haven’t managed to tell me within 3 contacts, I will be bored of you and pressing that block button.
– Let’s be civilised and use names. I’m Adele and you are Rupert, Edward, Tristrin etc. Please note “hot stuff” or “9 inches” or even “up for it” are not grown-up names!
– I will raise the tricky subject of personal hygiene – gents if you don’t smell very nice you won’t get the best out of our time together. Anything other than just showered fresh will mean I try and stay at arm’s length and avoid touching anywhere intimate. I need to practise using the long handled sweeping brush to provide a new service of broom relief instead of my expert hand relief – I will take poor hygiene as you volunteering for this new experience!
Just to help you make sure your smelly areas are clean here’s a hint: hair, mouth/teeth, armpits, anus (separate those cheeks to properly wash with soap), scrotum, penis and feet. Smokers and lovers of garlic please do try and hide your indulgences from me. I hope that hint wasn’t too subtle.
Here’s the heads up to a few logistical changes:
As my delights have proven to be more popular than I anticipated scheduling my work around appointments is getting tricky. To manage this better I’m considering setting 3 or so days a week aside just to see you for on the day appointments. Please be brave when you ring and leave a voicemail, my phone is on silent when I am enjoying therapies.
Gents who I’ve seen before will be welcome to contact me on other days too and I will endeavour to jiggle my work schedule to accommodate your request provided they are reasonable.
Due to the post lockdown disorganisation known popularly referred to as the “cancellation culture” I will now only accept on the day appointments. Those of you that have already booked in advance don’t worry your appointment will be honoured.
Clear as mud?
I’m looking forward to having my magical hands ALL OVER YOU!